SUPERDUPERPOST 2010-2011!!!!!!!

Wowzahbobingonaboolalolio! Chavapratdumrong!GHANA IS SO COOL!!!!! Actually, it's pretty scary.OK, so, anyways, superduperpost this year is on-the year, pretty much. So... here.

1. I went to school on the first day. I thought my teacher was going to be very boring. (He turned out to be insanely awesome!) The first day seemed like a full year.

2. I met my friend from horror movie talk, but, however, this is not funny, move on.

3. I started making comics about weird things like a partly evil vampire with a sombrero named Lucy and a quasi-maniacal villain who messes up his face by cracking his smile's capacity and who wears goat horns named Ethan/Radon.(OK, random opinion, do you think I should make it pseudo-maniacal or keep the quasi? I can't decide.)

4.Realized that not turning in homework in 6th grade will hurt your math grade. D:

5.Found out that "cheese hairs" is really fun to say.

6. Thanksgiving Break happened and I had a super awesome meal, but I found a turkey heart and I pretended I was that creepy dude from Indiana Jones who rips that other dude's heart out. ( No, I do not picture this dude as a role model or anything, I just had the opportunity and the turkey heart was a similar size.)

7.FestEvil happened and I was an Igor and I had a red wig and some other strange clothing.

8. Christmas Break happened and I got lots of awesome stuff like cheese dip.

9.Snowpocalypse happened, which was awesome cause' we got a whole extra week on our winter break. I went sledding down a hill in a basket with my friend. I got hurt. So did the basket. It was fun as heck, though.

10. Had to go to school on presidents' day as a "makeup" day for snowpocalypse.

11. Drew Dirigiyem.

12. Was inspired by several people to make a blog.

13. Spring Break happened. Lucy made up the caskets and potatoes story.

14. Wrote a post about how awesome pub cheese is and then found it was disgusting in large amounts.

15. Found the wonders of Green Day.

16. Took the super boring CRCT.

17. Played in "Alice of Wonderland" as the lizard who is a creepy stalker dude.

18. ...Sigh... The... um... muffin escapade happened.

19. I got a big bruise on my chin from sucking on a cup while trying to hold all my books. (Basically the capillaries in my chin exploded from the pressure of the cup. I was called "Bloodbeard" by a few people. It looked as if I had drawn it on my face.)

20.School ended with a sweaty feild day and the impressions of a heat stroke. Afterwords, we ate ice cream. So this is the thought process that day. nice day, hot day, really hot day, impressions of a heat stroke on the way, having a heat stroke, get me inside or I'm gonna die, no I do not want to do the Leapfrog because I'm dying, ooh inside!, waaaater, lunch lunch lunch barf, oh back outside, IIIICE CREEEEEAM. Oh, Despicable Me. Movie I've seen 20 billion times, go home!!!, bus is hot.

So, um, that's superduperpost. Maybe not what you expected. Well, um, it's...
WOW. Uh, the end.

Pictures... and How Much You Secretly Love Carl Sagan... but Mostly Just Pictures.

I made cruddy random pictures that make no sense whatsoever.

Note: You may want to refrain if you get sick from randomness.

That's it. It's all. Oh, yeah, about Carl Sagan. Umm, BECAUSE THE ONLY PICTURE OF HIM YOU EVER SEE IS THIS!!!!!!

Know what he really looks like?

Hmm... I see a difference.

Cast Party Muffin Hat Madness Sandwich Banjo!

Ok, so my school has been working on some stuff in drama club lately and we had two showings of the "Missing: Alice of Wonderland" play and I was the lizard and it ended up pretty awesome. However, there was a cast party afterwards, so I decided to go. It was fun until I drank three bottles of Root Beer. Then, I was kind of woozy, and I saw something on the snack table!

Then, I saw this.

Since I was fazed, I thought it would be a fantabulous idea to throw the muffin at the Dormouse's head. (we'll just call him Eeeew. Because that's what he was when he talked because a lot of the time he said eeeew things. Also he was wearing these weird red booty shorts and for some reason he thinks he's the sexiest living organism in the entire local group of galaxies.) Any ways, he turned around and yelled this-

Then a little more evilly.Instead of saying "I did it!", I hid under the porch until things worked themselves out. Hiding became more and more suspenseful as Eeeew and his friend Dragon were parading around, throwing water bottles at anyone who could possibly have thrown the muffin (i.e. everyone), and saying that if whoever threw the muffin didn't come clean that they would personally have them skinned. I promptly threw another muffin, but I missed, and it hit Dragon. Then, Eeew and Dragon screamed and said bad things.

Unfortunately for me, I think Dragon saw me. He whispered into Eeeew's ear something that I could not make out except for "skin". This had me thoroughly creeped out, but then Dragon left and I felt safe again. I sat on the couch. Eventually, everybody left but Eeeew, Me, and the house's owners. I was just sitting there, when something insanely ironic happened. Eeeew walked into the room at the exact same time "Under Pressure" by Queen began to play. He sat down on the chair near where I was now standing and said-

Then, he jumped out of the chair and I ran into the kitchen to call my mom that it was imperative she picked me up right away or else I would be skinned.

Now, I'm really scared that the evil ghost that looks a lot like Eeeew will kill me in the night.

(For the record, Eeeew, if you read this, there is no offense intended but I'm probably just saying that because I don't want you to skin me. Also, I will give you that you are sexier than Chuck Norris because he is ugly as heck. I don't beleive all that "Chuck Norris is invincible" crap. Also, Chuck Norris, if you're reading this, please don't beat me up because I will say you have big muscles, and if all the "invincible" stuff is true then that would pretty much make me a dead person. Oh, and, you are sexier than Justin Beiber, Chuck. Oh, and, Beiber, if you read this, there is lots of offense intended. Want advice? Go down to Great Clips or something and get a real haircut, then ban all your videos from youtube and replace them with ads for vanilla and beans.)

-Ben

Green Day

Woooooow. Billie Joe. Ok, so a couple days ago, I was going through my flipnotes when I noticed something that looked like this.

I was confused, so I tapped it. Suddenly, I was sucked into a world of weirdness with Billie Joe singing in the background.

I was falling and flying, dying and living, killing and saving! It was insane! But, all things come to an end. Since the flipnote was like, 20 seconds, that must have been a pretty freakin' awesome 20 seconds! Therefore, I spent a lot of time re-playing it.

So, um, if you ever feel bad, listen to "Boulavard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day. It probably won't make you feel better, but you will feel like you just jumped out a window while watching "Family Guy" reruns and then suddenly, on the side of your eye, a little window comes up and says "Hi! Just letting you know that Norton from Symantec Spyware, Malware Protection, Virus Sheilds, and all Firewalls have expired! When shall I remind you again? (10 seconds-10 minutes-1hour-4 hours). Oh yeah also you have a package!" and so you blow it up and Anthrax comes out of it but you live and you decide to finally land but two flying mermaids pick you up and throw you into the ocean, upon which you take to turning into Michael Jordan and you hit them with a Basketball of Doom.

Ben

Toothiness

So today, I did the Hyperbole and a Half test to see what my name means on Urban Dictionary... and I found out it means awesomeness! It also means bear. Oh, here's the toothbrush.

He's goot a smile like he just turned into Leutinant Dan after he just ate nineteen pounds of cheeseburgers while whistling the tune of "Billie Jean" for 56 and a half days.

TOOTHBRUSH OF AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last night I was really bored, so I got on the computer but then my mom told me to brush my teeth. So, I went into the bathroom, and I thought "What if toothbrushes were exciting?" I pictured this toothbrush with a face like Chuck Norris with a cigar in his mouth, and big muscly arms with two axes that said "PWN DA PLAQUE", plus a head of steel daggers that would destroy the plaque. He was also soaking wet. As I began to think about this, I brushed so hard on my teeth that the stupid measly brush started to bend. When I was done brushing, I went into my yard and said, "Hi aliens! I want a cool toothbrush for... umm... a certain holiday that is coming in a while and probably a very long time for you because you live lightyears away and I can't think of the name at the holiday at the time it is right now." So, let's see, will I get a cool Chuck Norris toothbrush in 30 years? Probably not.

-Ben