Last night I was really bored, so I got on the computer but then my mom told me to brush my teeth. So, I went into the bathroom, and I thought "What if toothbrushes were exciting?" I pictured this toothbrush with a face like Chuck Norris with a cigar in his mouth, and big muscly arms with two axes that said "PWN DA PLAQUE", plus a head of steel daggers that would destroy the plaque. He was also soaking wet. As I began to think about this, I brushed so hard on my teeth that the stupid measly brush started to bend. When I was done brushing, I went into my yard and said, "Hi aliens! I want a cool toothbrush for... umm... a certain holiday that is coming in a while and probably a very long time for you because you live lightyears away and I can't think of the name at the holiday at the time it is right now." So, let's see, will I get a cool Chuck Norris toothbrush in 30 years? Probably not.
-Ben
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