Well, hello. I am Mr. Hemilpharb. I wish to tell you a story. A story of power. A story of tragedy. A story that, hopefully, wasn't unt...

I made a mooooooooooovie! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! It has pie! And soft voices! And fanny packs! And Taco Bell bathroom references! A...

First thing. NO VOTES FOR CROATIA?!!?!?!?! WHAAAAAAAT? Seriously, you guys are missing out on... this! None of it is manmade. Natural. N...

TONIGHT, I WON! I BEAT MY LONG-TIME ENEMY, THE COCKROACH, IN A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!! BOOM. Oh yeah. This post may seem sadistic,...

Orange juice. It is a very addictive substance that makes you want more and more until you are so full you vomit. No, this is not a nick nam...

Here we go-a! Dirigiyem. Dirigiyem. Oh my god. Today, I decided that it would be a great idea to go to a Bell Tower and show Dirigiyem aroun...

So, I have been doing stuff lately. I... well... listened to Lonely Island and stuff. Um... OH! So, I had this really creepy thing happen to...