Hallelujah Goes With Anything!!!!

Well, here it is. I have finally found the song that will go with literally any video, movie, or tape. The song is "Hallelujah" by Jeff Buckley. There is only one problem. The video has to be in slowmotion or else it doesn't work.Therefore, we put ourselves in slowmo. Here is my kinda-lame slowmo video of hallelujah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS_v4pnmVT0

That's the link. Unfortunately, it was bucketing outside when we filmed, but in the camera, it sounds like somebody crumpling a really big peice of tinfoil or aluminum. However, when I zoomed into my 2nd grade friend's head, this HUMONGOUS thunderclap and it made it really dramatically cool. Anyways, the wrapup of this post is - Hallelujah goes with any movie, but only if it's in slowmo, slowmo is hard to do without proper software, storms are really sucky but super cool all at the same time, and this sentence is gramatically incorrect.

Ben

Towel on a Bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know those ads on TV that are really ultradramatic? Well, I'm making some, aand here is the first.

Also, here is the link for the full vid on youtube. Ah, the dumb computer wont paste. Ok, well, here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okd3lwYTK1Y

Ben.

6 Weeks!!!!!!!

Omg. There is only six weeks until school is out again!!! This is the fastest year ever!!!!! On May 25, I (not that anyone cares), will be doing a SUPERDUPERPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This will cap all of the year's events (good and bad)!!!!! Noone will probably read it but it will be fun to type. And now... for some weird old ads!!!!

That Thar Lake

Ok, here is a story about a creepy old guy and ... cheerleaders. Oh, and

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Alcohol is used. Veiwer discretion advised.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That Thar Lake

Once upon a time, or sometime in the future, or past, or at least sometime, there was a team of cheerleaders who won a game. Their coach was going to take them to a lake about 30 miles away. A few days later, everyone was ready for the trip, but the coach fell sick. All of the squad decided that they could go by themselves (as they were in college) and drove there. About halfway there, they stopped for gas. When they had paid for it, some mentally ill old guy came up to them. He said "Hey, I'll pump your gas! Whar ya headed?" The cheerleader pumping the gas said "Oh, we're going to the lake about 15 miles up the road." Suddenly, the old man freaked out. He exclaimed "No! Ya can't go thar! That thar lake 'll eat ye up! No one went down thar and came back alive!" The cheerleader said "You're mental." Then, she drove off. Later that night, at around 7:30, they decided to whip out the booze. Eventually, everybody was so drunk that one cheerleader went in the water. Suddenly, she started screaming. Everyone thought she was so drunk, and that's why she was screaming. Then everyone passed out and she was pulled under the water.

THE NEXT MORNING...

They wake up and they just cannot find one of the cheerleaders, so they go out in the water to search for her. Suddenly, cheerleaders drop under the water like rocks. The last one standing is racing back to land when - splash. Suddenly, a strange figure in a S.C.U.B.A. suit came out of the water. He/she pulled off the mask and it's the old mental man from the gas station and he says" I told em' that thar lake ll' eat em' up!

The end

Cornmeal and Ads Are Weird - and Then A Little Bit On Dirigiyem

Ok, first of all, cornmeal is sand. LITERALLY. It looks like sand, it feels like sand, it tastes like sand, and it even smells like sand!!! Ok, just wanted to get that out of the way. Also, I wanted to note ads. I have been in FL for around a week , and every night I have been up to watch Robot Chicken and Squidbillies. [adult swim] has the weirdest ads!!! They had this mediacom commercial that they showed, like, 40 times, no exaggeration. They showed it so much, i've memorized the whole thing!!! "Do you still have phone company DSL? It pained me to watch youtube. It would go for a second, then stop, go, stop - and then I'd stop watching. Getting things done with slow internet was frustrating. Switching to mediacom - was easy." Then some guy starts talking- "Get the fastest internet in town with payments of $14.95. Just call mediacom today at 877-442-5159. That's 877-442-5159. Call today." Isn't that dumb? Also, if you have an unattractive first name, please don't name your company after yourself. I mean, my dad was driving down Hwy 98 when we see this building that says "Badcock and Accociates". SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I suppose Big D is doing fine as there has been no SOS's, 911 calls, or Fire Department visits in a whole 12 hours! However, he did fly yesterday. Cool, huh? The end (of the post)

Just A Side Note

Ummm... Well, if you see the casket story on the internet, that is my sister's blog. And I cannot post until Friday.

Caskets and Potatoes

Ok, sorry about the typo in the last post. It is obviously Spring Break and I am in FL. My dad drove me down here and halfway down the map I started laughing like crazy. It was almost 12:00 at night and we drove by this bar that had a sign saying "Smooth, slick liquor and big, manly cigars sold here. Buy one get one free!!!" I don't know how you can have a manly cigar. Anyways, I was like "Hey! Big ol' daddeh! Let's get some manly cigars and when we get to the condo, let's light them up and throw em' off the balcony!" That made me laugh so hard that the car door came open in the middle of the highway!

On other notes, me and my sister, Lucy, were going to my aunt's house today and suddenly she says "Caskets and Potatoes!!!!!!!!!!" Then she made a whole story about caskets and potatoes. It goes like this.

"There once was a guy named Dan Hover. He ate a poisoned potato and he died. Then, his ghost came to life to steal all the potatoes in the world and go back to his coffin and hide the potatoes in the corner of his casket. Then a guy named Phil Loppert was walking in a graveyard and he saw a coffin sticking out of the ground. He dug and found a casket filled with potatoes. Then he went home and to bed. That night, Dan Hover smashed a poisonous potato on his face and he died."

THE END

Weird, huh?