Sunday, April 10, 2011

That Thar Lake

Ok, here is a story about a creepy old guy and ... cheerleaders. Oh, and
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Alcohol is used. Veiwer discretion advised.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







That Thar Lake


Once upon a time, or sometime in the future, or past, or at least sometime, there was a team of cheerleaders who won a game. Their coach was going to take them to a lake about 30 miles away. A few days later, everyone was ready for the trip, but the coach fell sick. All of the squad decided that they could go by themselves (as they were in college) and drove there. About halfway there, they stopped for gas. When they had paid for it, some mentally ill old guy came up to them. He said "Hey, I'll pump your gas! Whar ya headed?" The cheerleader pumping the gas said "Oh, we're going to the lake about 15 miles up the road." Suddenly, the old man freaked out. He exclaimed "No! Ya can't go thar! That thar lake 'll eat ye up! No one went down thar and came back alive!" The cheerleader said "You're mental." Then, she drove off. Later that night, at around 7:30, they decided to whip out the booze. Eventually, everybody was so drunk that one cheerleader went in the water. Suddenly, she started screaming. Everyone thought she was so drunk, and that's why she was screaming. Then everyone passed out and she was pulled under the water.

THE NEXT MORNING...

They wake up and they just cannot find one of the cheerleaders, so they go out in the water to search for her. Suddenly, cheerleaders drop under the water like rocks. The last one standing is racing back to land when - splash. Suddenly, a strange figure in a S.C.U.B.A. suit came out of the water. He/she pulled off the mask and it's the old mental man from the gas station and he says" I told em' that thar lake ll' eat em' up!



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