I am so bored!!!!!!!!!! I want to do something fun, so I am now blogging. Like two nights ago the weirdest thing happened. The Sweetwater 420 Fest was on this weekend, and there were so many drunk people you could'nt beleive. Anyways, a man and a woman had a big fight and they were like trying to kill each other. My house was forty feet away from the situation. It was scary. I thought a bullet or a knife would come flying through the window and stab me. Anyways, surprisingly, they let children in there. I have created a picture of what a little kid says there when they have an alcoholic for a parent.
Kid: Daddy? Can I get a soda?
Dad: Umphrumph huhh.
Kid: Daddy?
Dad: Suuure... Hhonney... Here's a... a nickel.
Kid: Daddy, soda is 2$.
Dad: Ohh!! Soo... The government wants my money, huh? Well, *****************!***************************************!***************************************!!!*********************************!!!!!!!!***************************************************************************!!!!!!!!!!!!
(after several minutes of excessive cursing). Here, honey, take this nice billion dollars and buy yourself a soda.
Kid: Daddy, this is your beer can.
Oh, honey, I'm sorry, here's two dollars.
Kid: Daddy, this is your other beer can.
Dad: Ok, then here!
Um... Daddy, this is all 17 beer cans that you drank, plus a bottle of vodka that's still half full, and some... Daddy, what's this?
Dad: Honey, It's Absinthe.
Kid: Oh. Um, can we go home?
Dad: Sure, honey... um... wait, why?
Kid: It's 1:00 A.M. .
Dad: One minute, honey, Daddy needs a nap.
Kid: But...
See? There's the reason.
And now, for pictures!!!
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