Friday, April 8, 2011
Cornmeal and Ads Are Weird - and Then A Little Bit On Dirigiyem
Ok, first of all, cornmeal is sand. LITERALLY. It looks like sand, it feels like sand, it tastes like sand, and it even smells like sand!!! Ok, just wanted to get that out of the way. Also, I wanted to note ads. I have been in FL for around a week , and every night I have been up to watch Robot Chicken and Squidbillies. [adult swim] has the weirdest ads!!! They had this mediacom commercial that they showed, like, 40 times, no exaggeration. They showed it so much, i've memorized the whole thing!!! "Do you still have phone company DSL? It pained me to watch youtube. It would go for a second, then stop, go, stop - and then I'd stop watching. Getting things done with slow internet was frustrating. Switching to mediacom - was easy." Then some guy starts talking- "Get the fastest internet in town with payments of $14.95. Just call mediacom today at 877-442-5159. That's 877-442-5159. Call today." Isn't that dumb? Also, if you have an unattractive first name, please don't name your company after yourself. I mean, my dad was driving down Hwy 98 when we see this building that says "Badcock and Accociates". SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I suppose Big D is doing fine as there has been no SOS's, 911 calls, or Fire Department visits in a whole 12 hours! However, he did fly yesterday. Cool, huh? The end (of the post)
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Okay... could you switch fonts? This one is EXTREMELY hard to read. Seriously. Here's how I read your post.
ReplyDeleteOkay, first of all, [co-connel-comment-commeal-?-Oh, cornmeal!] cornmeal is sand. FEFFERFIFFERRY. [Wait, what? FIFFTEREFFALLZY... LITERALLY. Okay.] LITERALLY. It looks like sand, it feels like sand, it tastes like sand, and it even smells like sand!!! Okay, just wanted to get that out of the way. [fllso... falso... also] also, I wanted to note ads. I have been in PLLLFFor a week...
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ok, there
ReplyDeleteMy sister has a watch commercial memorized.
ReplyDeleteOh, fantastic. What is it?
ReplyDeleteIt's a commercial...for.............Longenes, I believe.
ReplyDelete"Elephants have attitude."