Pub Cheese Is Eternally Awesome

Yesterday I went to Trader Joe's, and there's this sample bar there that had this pepper hummus. I was going to get some and I walked past the cheese, and I was totally unaware of total awesomeness that was lurking there. I had the sudden impulse to turn around, and this is what I saw-WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHEEEEEIEIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIEZZZZZZZZZZZEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I grabbed it and ran to the register. I bought it in a matter of fifteen seconds. Later that night, I was in the house, and this happened.

Yah, that's what happened.

UPDATE: Ok, so I was lying. Pub Cheese is really gross in large amounts and even medium amounts. I recommend the kind without horseradish. It's much better. Sorry, this kind of debunks the post's purpose. Oh, what the heck.